Potatokism

History

 * Potatokism is largely believed to have started somewhere in Ireland centuries ago, many believe that it was around the midwest coast of the island.

It began with the creation of the first Golden Potato, created by the old gods, centuries ago. This Golden Potato could heal any user and gave limitless health and regeneration as long as they held it. Many believe it was the cause of the end of the old gods, as it drove them insane, as before they had used golden apples for immortality, but this gave them so much more.

Along with just health buffs, it allowed users to gain max enchants on any item they enchanted, and crops grew faster near a person if they held it.

After the old gods disappeared. The golden potato survived on and was passed around through many high kings of the aisle, although it didn't make them immortal it gave them every buff possible.

But one King, known as Cain the Terrible didn't respect the power of the potato. He was a spud lover, and so when the British attacked his kingdom he lost the golden potato. For 10 years the land rotted, and not one potato grew that wasn't rotted. Until a man who had been a boy when the potato had been stolen, decided to go to the British land, and take back the potato, he snuck in and got the potato, and made his way back to Ireland.

But unluckily for him, the British had figured out his plan and were waiting for him at the docks in Ireland. He managed to get past them, but was eventually caught, and died. But the potato had fallen onto the ground and sunk below. This ended the rottening of the land, and soon enough the potatoes were back better than ever.

Reach
Potatokism can be found mainly in places such as Galway in Ireland, but also has been found in towns in Spain, and as far as South America and Australia.